dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Randomize
