Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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