doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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