i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
My balls are so social today.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
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Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
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You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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