after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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