Just cropdusted the office
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
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theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
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I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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