Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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