Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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