Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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