My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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