Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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