Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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