dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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