i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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