I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
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At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
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All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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