Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
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He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
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Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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