is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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