You can't motorboat a personality
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
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Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
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if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"