I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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