I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
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Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
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I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.