Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.