hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
time to smoke my breakfast
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now