I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
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I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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