did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
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She's just so happy...and so naked.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
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He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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