so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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