I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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