I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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