i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I smell like Dick and happiness
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
