Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
should my penis look like a turkey
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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