im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
