he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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