this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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