you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
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