I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
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I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
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Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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