he shaved USA in his pubs
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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