I feel like abortions should bother me more
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Actions speak louder than pants.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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