Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
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Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
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bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
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