yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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