I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
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I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Well I just put wine in my tea
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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