I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
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i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
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We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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