Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
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Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
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Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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