Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
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It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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