am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
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we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
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I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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