I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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