I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
porn star boner night. come get it.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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