i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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