Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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