i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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