she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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