She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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