Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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