We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
