Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
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I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
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Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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