Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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