got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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