Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
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i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
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The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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