the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
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I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
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Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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