this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
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we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
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He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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